Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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