Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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