the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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