you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
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dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
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I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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