Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
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Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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