Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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