He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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