this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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