i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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