I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize
