so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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