I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
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I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
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i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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