yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Maybe he injected his testicle?
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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