I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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