Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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