i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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