youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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