Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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