what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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