She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
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Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
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He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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