The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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