Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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