And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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