i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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