Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
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Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
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I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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