Yo dont text me then not text me
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
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someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
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I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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