i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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