So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
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I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
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We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
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