Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
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yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
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It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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