does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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