I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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