Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
