8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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