What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
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There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
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I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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