Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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