Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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