Its about making memories worth repressing
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I need to calm my uterus...
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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