we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
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She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
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The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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