I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
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Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
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Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
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