I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
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Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
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Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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