So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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