new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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