How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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