We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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