we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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