This is not my ceiling
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Ketchup is God's man juice
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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