When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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