I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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