Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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