so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
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Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
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We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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