i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
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he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
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He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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