just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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