Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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