I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
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Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
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did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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