Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
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He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
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So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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