$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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