pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
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I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
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I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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