was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
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I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
You may now shotgun with the bride
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I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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