Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Randomize
