Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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