I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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