apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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